say hi to my brother ver, fellow bug enthusiast t, the bestie ella, and read this post by this amazing person!
oc blog: @atelehale
he/they/it, figure the rest out
i DO say vulgar things. i love curse words.
A) this is hilarious and kids are fucking incredible comedians with devastatingly frank takedowns of adult nonsense
B) for people in the tags, I am absolutely certain it’s not “I sell paper”!!! It’s “hice el paper” = “I made/did the paper”
babe wake up first usa stripper union jus won !!!!!!
i think one of the funniest things ever is how many rock and metal bands are just four or five identical white dudes with long brown hair parted in the middle. like they’ve gotta be cranking these dudes out in a factory at this point. they don’t even have to be in the same genre, you can find them anywhere. they’re like some kind of metal fungus.
This is one of your worst posts yet man
You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock
back in the heyday of mlp fandom there was one specific guy that commissioned insane amounts of self insert shipping art with pinkie pie. when the finale and confirmed pinkie fucked weird al instead he got a comic of his oc watching longingly at them like walking through the park with their kid and just solemnly accepting it and it was the funniest shit to me. he took it so seriously it was like a genuine breakup
THIS IS SO FUNNY HE GOT CUCKED BY WEIRD AL
the comic for reference:
Mormons are the most unintentionally hilarious people. I love this.
Squelch! Squelch is the technical shorthand for noise gating. Your antenna will constantly pick up ambient noise, which is useless and annoying to listen to all day while you wait for a call. Squelch tells the radio to mute the speakers if the overall power of the signal coming through is below a certain level. You twiddle your squelch until it just cuts out ambient noise, and when someone tries to talk to you the extra power from their signal will go above your squelch setting and it'll unmute so you can hear whoever's calling you.
You know what? Fuck you. *untwiddles your squelch*
she twiddle my squelch till i end up abandoned and unidentified at a local museum
it's always "don't repeat the cycle" and "beware of the cycle" and never How was the cycle was it fun to be in the cycle
every day i am not Annoying on the internet is a day wasted















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